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darklittlefaun:

selinakyle-wayne:

this cat is chubby halloween

THIS CAT HAS THE EYES OF SAURON

KIITTY TONGE KITTY TONEUG KTTY TONGUE

THIS KITTY IS SAURON.

"YOU FOOLTH"

I reblog this cat every year around Halloween time. I am ready.

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dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

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hamamael:

hamamael:

no homo translation of les mis where enjolras and grantaire die high fiving

enjolras smiled and gave grantaire an up high then a down low the down low had not ended when the shot rang out he was too slow (via subsequentibis) 

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taxicar:

when u run out of things to say in an essay 

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igotlostinslashland:

Today I got my first pay check and I needed to celebrate with a Sterek kiss ( ^▽^)

(via lyssissherlocked)

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mothernaturenetwork:

How to make a dog birthday cake
Celebrate a special occasion in your dog’s life with a worthy treat: A homemade cake! Here are 2 recipes that are easy to make, healthy for your dog, and will add scrumptious joy to the festivities.

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ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

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magvetos:

yeah hes cute but did he shoot you in the back and leave you stranded on a beach

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sktagg23:

morevulcans:

All pedophiles are trash, no exceptions. There is no “Kink-shaming” about it. Protect survivors at all costs.

Pedophilia is not a fucking kink. A kink is like when someone likes to suck on toes or some shit. Or get bound. Or eat food off their partner. ALL of these things with consenting adults only. But being sexually attracted to children is not a fucking kink. It’s a crime.

(via thesmoothmotherfricker)

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sniffing:

i was 45 seconds late to class so i had to get a late pass and the entire process took me 15 minutes. now im 17 minutes late to class but at least i learned my lesson right

(via riotgrrrls-do-it-better)

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sweetguts:

lifeis4chumps:

no why

a marshmallow is squished beneath the weight of knowledge

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

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